Wednesday, December 29, 2010

My Firsts - Things i'll never forget for the rest of my life!

So i just watched this movie "Mini's Firsts" i wouldn't recommend it because its not really awesomeness but rather okay. However, if you are Nikki Reed fan, you must watch this, she looks hot, total bombshell in this movie, you just can't miss it out. I also, just realized she is almost the same age as me, having born in the same year i am which is pretty cool, which makes this post even more special.

So as i was saying, this movie may not be that good but the idea was awesomeness!. Basically in the movie, Mini(Nikki) has this list of things she has done for the first time in her life and calls them "Firsts". She continuously expands the list by doing new kind of adventurous and daring things for the first time, such as becoming an escort and other crazy things. Way to enjoy life!.

So being a fan of Nikki, and in dedication to this movie, i am compiling my own list of Firsts and making a resolution to expand this list with most daring, bizarre and generally awesome things. Actually, i just made my first resolution, my First New Year Resolution!, as strange as that may sound, i never made any new year resolution because well i knew i wouldn't make them happen but my first resolution, its going to happen. So my list...

Steyny's Firsts

First Approach:  I approached a perfect hottie back in Nov 09, a certified 10 and apart from a little sweating and running away after striking a conversation, i did good. That makes me awesome from billion losers who still can't approach the girl they eye for their whole life, have her photos walled next to the toilet seat and creeping her out by drolling and eyeing her like i do a pizza that i am just about to eat or from guys that do approach but with most creepiest openers. She liked me and she probably would've been my first girlfriend if i hadn't had a nervous breakdown.

First Girlfriend: Okay i have to admit, not trophy worthy this First, but if i had known i'd start a list of Firsts, she wouldn't have been my girlfriend, not my First at least. Not much to say here, she was young and cool but not cool enough to deserve a first sadly.

First Time Smoking: I remember, when i had my first cigarette, i said "WHAT ? is this why people smoke, this is bullshit and they said smoking is addicting". I felt nothing so i smoked another, nothing, and another till i blew the whole pack and it was then that i started to get my first high. That was awesomeness!. It didn't last long though, barely just for an hour because i went to sleep!. That was it actually, i never got high again no matter how much packs i blew and i realized cigarettes don't addict me or get me high, then i started crack cocaine and stuff like that. No, Of course i am kidding about crack, No matter how enticing that offer is and no matter how much my friends try to convince me, drugs won't make my Firsts. I quit smoking with rather ease, i got good genes, so it didn't addict me. So all girls who want to date me and are disgusted with cigs, don't worry that is history. I haven't smoked for almost a year now!. Although i'd start again if theres a hottie that does it, just to company her...really.

The list is pretty long but thats all that i could think of right now and interesting of em. Now, here's a list of Firsts i would like to make...

  • Getting slapped by a girl after i tell her to stick her tongue out and then kissing it!. Awesomeness.
  • Skydiving or Bungee jumping or any of adrenaline rushing activity of similar intensity
  • Anal Sex  <-Select the text if you want to read but i warn you, some of you may not be quite fond of it and may be disgusted!. Its in guys genes and every guy dreams of it so don't just blame me, i want to do it after taking all necessary steps.
  • Dating my first fatty, just for the fun of it.
This idea of First is awesome for the fact it inspires to start living the life in a more fun way and making the most of it, after all we get it only once, and it especially would motivate some of the timid ones to be adventurous. Not to mention the nostalgic aspect that comes with it when you make historically awesome Firsts.

So what are your Firsts ?...

PS: This movie makes my favorite of all time even though i don't think high of it and Nikki Reed gets my love for starring in it and damn shes so hot!

PS2: I would work to make her my first celebrity bang!. Wish me luck for it are a tough task. 

PS3: Yes i am alive, sorry for the long break and not blogging. Had a lot of stuff happening lately so couldn't get the time.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Being do you pass your time ?

So how do you pass your time when you're alone ?. The best way obviously (or for me) is to go out, call friends and chill or hang out with my girlfriend and do stupid things or meet new people (especially girls) or anything that involves socializing or just going out. BUT what if you're sick and forced to sit or lay on bed all day ? and your friends are out enjoying at a pub  and your girlfriend is crying for you along with her friends at another pub so they can't come.

Well then you have to do one of these things.

Get a few movies of different genres and watch them one by one. The genres should include
  • Horror/Supernatural thrillers and Zombie movies: Such as Zombieland , Resident Evil: Afterlife , Nightmare on Elm Street , Devil , Afterlife.
  • Romantic/Comedy movies: To ease the tension, such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall , Get Him to the Greek , The 40-Year-Old Virgin , He's Just Not That into You (chick-flick so uhmm...).
  • Others: Bitch Slap , Fast & Furious series! , The Social Network , Hardwired , xXx (No, not what you think, its a movie of Vin Diesel) , Taken.
 and watch them alternating between each genre so you don't get bored. That should be enough to pass enough time to get recovered.

Or if NOT, then this will do. Grab your favorite music and start reading blogs and browsing forums. For me it has to be anything by Lady Gaga , Linkin Park or rock music.

Blogs can be pretty interesting, i'd recommend those of my followers ;) and dating blogs, they're fun. Tucker Max is another fun place. Stay away from moma blogs which most of the internet is filled with unless you want to have kids and want to parent, they definitely aren't for you. These blogs will seriously make you sick of the idea of having a blog (with the exception of few ofcourse!).....i warned you!.

You can also do the NERDy fun things and code a sick program and be a billionaire like Mark Zuckerberg by coding such cool thing as Facebook but i doubt that, you probably lack the IQ to do that (no offense) so i wouldn't recommend it.

Or if you don't have the luxury of a computer or a laptop! then grab hold of your cellphone or PDA and start doing the above things, movies, music or playing games. This is why you should keep fun stuff on your PDA all times for emergency cases. You can also take revenge on your friends for not coming and bombard their phones with messages, calling them. Or you can take naked pictures of yourself and facebook them to gain international fame (doesn't work if your a guy), of course i wouldn't recommend this!. Another fun thing is prank calls, they're pretty FUN!.

OR lets suppose, you don't have a cellphone or any kind of mobile device either (oh boy!) then well i am kinda out of options, give me a few mins.

Okay back, you can then do the following and its the best thing. If you are religious then nothing beats the calmness and peaceful feelings you get by praying, it is actually a better option than all of the above and it has the added benefit of speeding up your healing process. I'd recommend it even if you have the above options available, nothing beats it!.

You can also do what fatties love to do, EAT!.  Yes you fat bustard, you hear me right, eat like there's no day tommorow, it only helps with speeding up healing process as your body needs extra calories and nutrients to fight off germs and repair. Warning: Stay away from fatty foods, that doesn't help!.

This is also actually a good time to get a pen and paper and write what you want to do with your life, write resolutions and commitments to change your lifestyle to a better one.

So its actually not that hard to pass time when you are alone with just you, after all the best person in the world is our own self of course and a little alone time is not bad.

This entry is brought to you thanks to my disease that leaves me alone in room and not able to go out and i wondered how best could i pass my time with lack of all things social and i came with the above ideas. If you have other ideas, share please, i would love to listen!.

PS: Some other not so recommended things that you can do:  Smoke cigarettes, hookah or drugs, kill cockroaches and bugs, play with bugs, walked naked in the house, call a stripper , make a video-tape and suicide.

PS2: ^I am kidding of course