Prime example of racism...students gets suspended for her yearbook quote

A news caught my attention the other day about a student getting suspended because of what she wrote in her yearbook quote. It read

When the going gets tough just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus.

If you substitute the chemical elements name with their symbols, it actually means

 When the going gets tough just remember to [Ba][C][K] [Th][At] [As][S] [U][P].

I am going to admit its not too classy but i give her points for her creativity. The reason she wrote that was she was a toddler when Juvenile's song "Back That Azz Up" spent a summer dominating the Billboard 

Hot Rap Singles chart and capsizing a lexicon. "You have to go back and start all over."

Unfortunately for her, the school administration didn't find that funny at all and suspended her. This is a pretty dumb reason for suspending her and i am going to go as far as to say if it was some white-trash kid, they would have found this very funny. Its yearbook quote and people have written all kinds of crazy stupid things without getting noticed but not her. Jeez, it saddens me how much crappy America is becoming especially the school system.

Here is the news source, decide for yourself if banning her was fair or not.

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/the-chemistry-joke-that-got-a-student-suspended-1

-Steyny

Where have i disappeared or what am i doing ?

I would be lying if i said i was doing something cool with my life right now, well cool in the sense of social life. Unfortunately, apart from some experimentation i did for my last post on cheating like a pro i have not gotten my member wet for a while now and there is a solid reason for that.

Remember when i said in my first post ever that i am a nerd cum chick magneta, well the nerdy part of me has taken over my soul and made it dark. I am playing Mad Max (a computer game), it has just been released and damn is it amazing!.

Like everything else in my life, i cheat to win and games are no exception. I cheat to finish a game or if i am playing online to sometime gain advantage over other players or be the first because that is just me. I like to be the first whether its in real life or virtual, you can't beat the feeling of being the first in the list of players after a match is finished or that sweet killstreak. There is a reason i am making this post and that is to give my thanks to the makers of this particular trainer i am using, the great thing about it is it works online and you can be totally invincible or kill players. Here is the link - Gamergate i just shared my secret with you guys.

So until my addiction with this game is over, i can't post the second part of my smart cheating guide. I could write the second part based on my experience but i want to experiment a few things first before i release the final part.

Well see you in the next post whenever that may come. I will suggest checking out that link i mentioned in my post because they deserve it!.

-Steyny

Got my first Paycheck! SWEET

The whole time i have been out of blogging, i was working on a lot of things, nothing dating related and interesting as far as the adventurous and funny stuff i try to do to make my life and this blog more interesting. I am not ashamed to say the only dating related thing i have done for the past year is just talking online through MSN/Emails with like 2/3 girls because i have been really busy, not my absolute best and also cause girls need time and are crazy for emotional drama, none of which i could afford.

And something really really awesome has happened. I earned my first pay check and have the money in my hands right now. And i have to tell you, it feels really really amazing, its like feeling being a man. Losing your virginity is something but when you can proudly say i can support myself, that is way better. Although it is just $110 but what is impressive is it is through my Entrepreneurship and not working for someone. That is how i want to spend my life, being independent and my own man whenever i want to work or not, that is my choice to make, not an assholish boss!. Collectively, i have probably earned like $400+ still being a student. The passion this man right now has is untouchable fellas!.

It is not like i haven't earned anything before, my first real payment i received for a work i did was when i was 20 but it was online, this is the first time i can physically touch the currency bills. This adds to my list of Firsts , the list i made impressed from the sexy Nikki Reed's movie and i have been slowly adding awesome things to it.

In other news, a girl has been stalking me to death, the only reason i talk to her is probably because i have known her for ages and i know exactly what is her problem. I try to help her as much as i can but she has the art of twisting words which makes her a "bitch" really. All the girls i have been with are awesome, sexy and more sexy with their normal emotional drama you expect from a girl. But this one is crazy and i guess she makes my list of firsts for i am bearing the drama for so long, funnily enough there is no reason for her drama than her imaginary friends giving her crazy thoughts about the real people. Having imaginary friends when you're 2 is fine but when you discover your first boner, your imaginary friends should find their own imaginary friends.  I am probably going to make a change of address, nicknames and be more anonymous.

You'd think being a guy, i have it easy or i like being stalked but let me tell you, it is just as annoying as a girl being stalked, even more because i am not worried about make-up or my body image or if my ass looks fat  or my left boob is bigger than right but i have to deal with real issues.


That is it for now, i'll try to get back to the dating game but with so much going on, it seems impossible. I have been really passionate about my life goals and working each day now to achieve them. One of them includes flying over to the United States Of Great America or Britain since i live the life of those cultures already and then travel the cool countries of the world. I am too shallow a person to even bother to look the 3rd world countries on the map, but honestly who will be interested in corrupt government, ugly and deadly diseases and more stalker girls even though they maybe sexy but there's only so much an awesome guy can handle.



PS: Did anyone watch the Miss Universe 2011 ? My friend told me about it and i have to tell you, i was like what the fuck was that ?. I thought it was a competition for the most sexy and a full package of a girl getting the crown of glory, the crown that tells the world that this is the girl whole world is crazy about and will give their life just to see a look of starry eyes in her for him, the girl that'll make lesbians proud for being lesbians but the current Miss Universe, mind you Universe! is more like Miss No-one wants to Bang and why don't you cook me the sand-witch already instead of being ugly all the time. Sorry but uglies really have no feelings.

I actually feel she got the award because she could speak some Portuguese and the contest was held in Brazil. They should have crowned Miss Brazil then  , my turtle can speak Portuguese and Zambola but he doesn't get to be crowned the sexy turtle even though he may have MORE turtle girls stalking him, more sexiness points than Miss-Good-For-Kitchen will ever have even if she plastic surgery the fuck out of her face, boobs and sticks a plastic fake ass, ugly stays ugly. Don't believe me ? my turtle...

  Look at that sexy tail and 3 legs!, Pure pawnge, you make me soo proud!.

Now this is Miss Sexy Angola!

 I R SEZYY!! CLICK FOR FULL SCREEN SEZZYY

If that makes me shallow, then my DICK is the epitome of NOT SHALLOW i don't need to tell you why, he likes to live in ugly, dark, greasy places just like Miss SEZZY is above!.

Reason number 2 i think she got the universe award is for political correctness and judges trying to be NOT racist. But this is the height of racism, just calling blacks a nigger doesn't a racist make but the opposite of that and stripping white sexy girls of their rightful award, just for making the black president and your ugly black wife -who you cheat on with white goats - a racist make too!.

 Oops...My white goat is offended too, actually Miss Angola would make a better Miss Sexy Goat than my white goat. No offense whitie

This is also another example of the bullshit that is feminism. And if they wanted to choose a black girl, there are way more sexy black girls that at least more than only Angola seezy people would agree on.

You can bet your white ass if there was a Mr.Sexy Planet award, Barracks Obama would win it by miles, not because he is black but because he has the ridiculously long dick that makes mule proud. Okay that makes no sense but i digress.

That is all i have to say, i think Miss Smelly Pantz made some sort of contract with big TV and anti-depressants shizzler companies to help crown her seezy ass since the broken TVs and suicidal white goats purchasing anti-depressants and "make-black-seezy-goat" creams would make these companies pay big to crown her the seezy title. The world is full of conspiracy peeps.....i just shat my pantz!

PS2: These are the personal opinions of my turtle, i don't claim any responsibility for broken seezy hearts and black sheeps riots for them not being crowned instead, but really no-one except them is to blame for they let their own kind compete for the title. Unlike human world, turtles have freedom of speech and don't have to be called racists for openly praising white goats and criticizing black seezy sheep...woops i mean Leila Lopes.

My Firsts - Things i'll never forget for the rest of my life!

So i just watched this movie "Mini's Firsts" i wouldn't recommend it because its not really awesomeness but rather okay. However, if you are Nikki Reed fan, you must watch this, she looks hot, total bombshell in this movie, you just can't miss it out. I also, just realized she is almost the same age as me, having born in the same year i am which is pretty cool, which makes this post even more special.

So as i was saying, this movie may not be that good but the idea was awesomeness!. Basically in the movie, Mini(Nikki) has this list of things she has done for the first time in her life and calls them "Firsts". She continuously expands the list by doing new kind of adventurous and daring things for the first time, such as becoming an escort and other crazy things. Way to enjoy life!.

So being a fan of Nikki, and in dedication to this movie, i am compiling my own list of Firsts and making a resolution to expand this list with most daring, bizarre and generally awesome things. Actually, i just made my first resolution, my First New Year Resolution!, as strange as that may sound, i never made any new year resolution because well i knew i wouldn't make them happen but my first resolution, its going to happen. So my list...

Steyny's Firsts

First Approach:  I approached a perfect hottie back in Nov 09, a certified 10 and apart from a little sweating and running away after striking a conversation, i did good. That makes me awesome from billion losers who still can't approach the girl they eye for their whole life, have her photos walled next to the toilet seat and creeping her out by drolling and eyeing her like i do a pizza that i am just about to eat or from guys that do approach but with most creepiest openers. She liked me and she probably would've been my first girlfriend if i hadn't had a nervous breakdown.

First Girlfriend: Okay i have to admit, not trophy worthy this First, but if i had known i'd start a list of Firsts, she wouldn't have been my girlfriend, not my First at least. Not much to say here, she was young and cool but not cool enough to deserve a first sadly.

First Time Smoking: I remember, when i had my first cigarette, i said "WHAT ? is this why people smoke, this is bullshit and they said smoking is addicting". I felt nothing so i smoked another, nothing, and another till i blew the whole pack and it was then that i started to get my first high. That was awesomeness!. It didn't last long though, barely just for an hour because i went to sleep!. That was it actually, i never got high again no matter how much packs i blew and i realized cigarettes don't addict me or get me high, then i started crack cocaine and stuff like that. No, Of course i am kidding about crack, No matter how enticing that offer is and no matter how much my friends try to convince me, drugs won't make my Firsts. I quit smoking with rather ease, i got good genes, so it didn't addict me. So all girls who want to date me and are disgusted with cigs, don't worry that is history. I haven't smoked for almost a year now!. Although i'd start again if theres a hottie that does it, just to company her...really.

The list is pretty long but thats all that i could think of right now and interesting of em. Now, here's a list of Firsts i would like to make...

• Getting slapped by a girl after i tell her to stick her tongue out and then kissing it!. Awesomeness.
• Skydiving or Bungee jumping or any of adrenaline rushing activity of similar intensity
• Anal Sex  <-Select the text if you want to read but i warn you, some of you may not be quite fond of it and may be disgusted!. Its in guys genes and every guy dreams of it so don't just blame me, i want to do it after taking all necessary steps.
• Dating my first fatty, just for the fun of it.

This idea of First is awesome for the fact it inspires to start living the life in a more fun way and making the most of it, after all we get it only once, and it especially would motivate some of the timid ones to be adventurous. Not to mention the nostalgic aspect that comes with it when you make historically awesome Firsts.

So what are your Firsts ?...


PS: This movie makes my favorite of all time even though i don't think high of it and Nikki Reed gets my love for starring in it and damn shes so hot!

PS2: I would work to make her my first celebrity bang!. Wish me luck for it are a tough task. 

PS3: Yes i am alive, sorry for the long break and not blogging. Had a lot of stuff happening lately so couldn't get the time.

Being alone...how do you pass your time ?

So how do you pass your time when you're alone ?. The best way obviously (or for me) is to go out, call friends and chill or hang out with my girlfriend and do stupid things or meet new people (especially girls) or anything that involves socializing or just going out. BUT what if you're sick and forced to sit or lay on bed all day ? and your friends are out enjoying at a pub  and your girlfriend is crying for you along with her friends at another pub so they can't come.

Well then you have to do one of these things.

Get a few movies of different genres and watch them one by one. The genres should include

• Horror/Supernatural thrillers and Zombie movies: Such as Zombieland , Resident Evil: Afterlife , Nightmare on Elm Street , Devil , Afterlife.
• Romantic/Comedy movies: To ease the tension, such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall , Get Him to the Greek , The 40-Year-Old Virgin , He's Just Not That into You (chick-flick so uhmm...).
• Others: Bitch Slap , Fast & Furious series! , The Social Network , Hardwired , xXx (No, not what you think, its a movie of Vin Diesel) , Taken.

 and watch them alternating between each genre so you don't get bored. That should be enough to pass enough time to get recovered.

Or if NOT, then this will do. Grab your favorite music and start reading blogs and browsing forums. For me it has to be anything by Lady Gaga , Linkin Park or rock music.

Blogs can be pretty interesting, i'd recommend those of my followers ;) and dating blogs, they're fun. Tucker Max is another fun place. Stay away from moma blogs which most of the internet is filled with unless you want to have kids and want to parent, they definitely aren't for you. These blogs will seriously make you sick of the idea of having a blog (with the exception of few ofcourse!).....i warned you!.

You can also do the NERDy fun things and code a sick program and be a billionaire like Mark Zuckerberg by coding such cool thing as Facebook but i doubt that, you probably lack the IQ to do that (no offense) so i wouldn't recommend it.

Or if you don't have the luxury of a computer or a laptop! then grab hold of your cellphone or PDA and start doing the above things, movies, music or playing games. This is why you should keep fun stuff on your PDA all times for emergency cases. You can also take revenge on your friends for not coming and bombard their phones with messages, calling them. Or you can take naked pictures of yourself and facebook them to gain international fame (doesn't work if your a guy), of course i wouldn't recommend this!. Another fun thing is prank calls, they're pretty FUN!.

OR lets suppose, you don't have a cellphone or any kind of mobile device either (oh boy!) then well i am kinda out of options, give me a few mins.

Okay back, you can then do the following and its the best thing. If you are religious then nothing beats the calmness and peaceful feelings you get by praying, it is actually a better option than all of the above and it has the added benefit of speeding up your healing process. I'd recommend it even if you have the above options available, nothing beats it!.

You can also do what fatties love to do, EAT!.  Yes you fat bustard, you hear me right, eat like there's no day tommorow, it only helps with speeding up healing process as your body needs extra calories and nutrients to fight off germs and repair. Warning: Stay away from fatty foods, that doesn't help!.

This is also actually a good time to get a pen and paper and write what you want to do with your life, write resolutions and commitments to change your lifestyle to a better one.

So its actually not that hard to pass time when you are alone with just you, after all the best person in the world is our own self of course and a little alone time is not bad.

This entry is brought to you thanks to my disease that leaves me alone in room and not able to go out and i wondered how best could i pass my time with lack of all things social and i came with the above ideas. If you have other ideas, share please, i would love to listen!.



PS: Some other not so recommended things that you can do:  Smoke cigarettes, hookah or drugs, kill cockroaches and bugs, play with bugs, walked naked in the house, call a stripper , make a video-tape and suicide.

PS2: ^I am kidding of course