When your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar ring
You Cry...
You drink some alcohol while being all emo..
You immediately go out and text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in...
Take notes ladies!. This is how it's done, this is how you accept the proposal, nobody could've done it better than Hillary Duff. What better way to start your relationship than pleasing your man and giving him a Million Dollar BlowJob!
Man...i am starting to love Hillary Duff, there's no question whether she gave anal the wedding night. Perfect, just the perfect way to please your fiancée!.
Girls today are too easy. Some give up the BJ if the guy takes them to the McDonald's drive-thru. Now, Hillary has class, waiting instead until he gives her the bling before she applies the oral awesomeness! And he truly deserved that BJ in exchange for a million dollar ring...hope she swallowed. (Yeah, I went there.)
ReplyDeleteOpto-Mom: Hey there, i am not into astrology but i just noticed you have the same sign as me which is cool. I don't see much Virgoens around.
ReplyDeleteAnd <3 Hillary
That just makes us special. Or maybe there aren't that many Virgoens that can read....
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